It’s around 9.30 a.m. and I’m in the best of moods! I find myself on a short holiday in Dubai again. 2nd time in 6 months… And I feel happy and extremely fortunate!
I’m having a coffee by myself at the hotel lobby waiting for my ‘sleepy-head’ friend to wake up after the late night-out we had. I put away my crossword puzzle and decide to check my Keyword Searches on Google Analytics for fun.
(In case you’re unfamiliar… “Keywords” are basically what you type into Google when you’re looking for something on the internet. For example, many of you found my blog by searching for “learn Sinhala”. The Analytics Tool gives website owners like me a full list of all the searched keywords that led visitors to our sites. Got it?)
Here’s the thing… I swear I didn’t expect to chuckle so much while going down the list! There was erm… much more than just “learn Sinhala”…
My friend is probably not going to show up anytime soon (a veritable ‘Diva’ who must have 10-hours of beauty sleep) and I’m “right” now in the “right” mood to “write” (how’s that for clever alliteration?!!). So I thought I’d take advantage of this time as well as this “happy” mood I seem to be in and share with you all a selection of my favorite & weirdest search words.
(Note: You won’t learn any Sinhala in this post. It’s just a fun post that I did for my own amusement. You might be wasting your time right now…).
Edit: Just so you know, I’m already back from my break and am publishing this post from Colombo. I only did the first draft in that hotel lobby.
Now the most common type of search was a variant of “Lazy But Smart Sinhala”. People came sooooo close with attempts such as “easy but lazy sinhala”, “smart but easy sinhala”, and even “lazy but fun sinhala” (which I’ll take as a huge compliment).
But I won’t bore you with these. Let’s get to the good ones instead. I’ve tried not to make too many spelling/grammar corrections to keep them authentic.
Remember, 100% true.
Type 1: Lovey-Dovey Ones That’ll Make You Go “Awww…”
|how we can say you are in soft corner of my life in Sinhala|
|How to say I miss you baby in Sri Lanka Sinhala|
|How to know if a girl like you in Sinhala language|
|How do I say you speak so cute in Sinhala|
|I want to kiss u in Sri Lankan language|
|How impress girl Sinhala blogs|
|Translate I’m very happy to have you in Sinhala|
|Ways to keep your boyfriend happy in Sinhala|
|How to express my love in Sinhalese language|
|How to say I am inside your heart in Sinhala|
|Find future wife Sinhala|
Type 2: Sad Ones That’ll Make you go “Ohhh…”
|How to say I don’t love you in Sinhala|
|I have no girlfriend in Singhala|
|No more girls in my life Sinhala meaning|
|No one to love me Sinhala|
|You hate me in Sinhala|
|Don’t forget me translate in Sinhala|
Type 3: Weird Ones That’ll Make You Go “Huh?!!”
|I’m a Sri Lankan how I get love from white girl|
|How to make your woman happy in Sinhala reader|
|Duties click on wife to husband in Sinhala|
|What do you call your husband after marriage in Sinhala|
|Sinhala female English teachers for friendship|
Type 4: Twisted Ones That’ll Make You Go “Ewww!!!” (Kids, block your ears)
|How to make happy wife on bed Sinhala|
|Sinhala aunty intercourse|
|Sinhala pukin veediyo|
|Can I eat you in Sinhalese?|
|Sinhala love juus|
I’ll say it again, 100% TRUE!!! Haha, you can imagine my shock too!
So anyway, that brings to an end my little “good-mood” post.