Please excuse that guy in the picture, for he knows not what he does…
Which is why he asks his wife to take pics of him posing like an A-grade A-hole.
Bless her for having the serenity to accept the things about her husband that she cannot change, the courage to change the things she can, and the patience to put up with all his vain nonsense.
(All these references… Does it show that I went to an all-boys Catholic school?)
Alright, enough. Let’s focus on the main reason you’re here:
To learn how to show off your Sinhala to locals when you’re on a Sri Lankan beach >>>